A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far Far Away ... Damn That's Not Right, I'll Let Matty Lynn Tell You The Story.
*Hands Matty Lynn The Keyboard Knowing That This Could Be A Mistake*
*Hands Matty Lynn The Keyboard Knowing That This Could Be A Mistake*
The story Surprisingly with me in a gym. Yeah thats right i had to workout to get this killer Physique. I was on the bicycle when i heard the greatest song ever know to man, Journey's "Dont Stop Beleving." I was taken back by it and i loved the song. For the next coupla weeks i was obsessed with the song. I mean that in the least creepy way.lol.
Fast foward to April 28,2006. I was sitting at home just watching the NFL Draft. When Mike called me and told me that CJ, Ruth, and himself.(with his then awesome afro) were going to the 99. Our "spot", and one thing that i will never forget when they were walking up my mile long driveway (slight exageration but it was stupidly long). CJ comes running up to me before Mike and then girlfreind Ruth. He then tells me. "I swear to god if you give her a hug and freak her out i will kill you.", and he was dead serious to. which was personally hilarious.
So we get to the 99 and we go under our usual reservation "Donald Bond". we have alot of traditons at the 99 like the bowls of popcorn, throwing the popcorn into mikes Sierra Mist, and CJ not touching his six dollar buffalo wings. [Off note Mike said he wants to do crunches but is to lazy.] We were talking and i started humming Dont Stop Beleving, and Mike said I like that song what is it. I told him it was the song we were talking about earlier in school.
Later as we were walking back to Mikes house. After Mike got his Pokemon cards, and we spyed on Cj and Ruth making out.(And by spying i mean we stood at the end of the bridgewater center and Mike viedeo taped.) Right before Cj sprung up and ran at us like a Ferocious grizzly bear I came up with the idea that we should sing kareoke of Dont Stop Beleving, [Mike agreed but he just told me that he was more worried about Cj chasing us.] (Oh yeah i would like to say publicly now i came up with the idea of Kareoke, but it is called MStefano Karaoke, and i cant spell kareoke.) I probably did not get credit because I was in my "bald b***h" stage.
So then we went back to Mikes house and in the right hand corner of his bed magic was made. No not David Blain magic, and that kind of magic you sick perves. That is where we made the first video, and the rest of the viedos for that season. [Mike wants me to tell you to watch the "Beat It" video for the walk through at the end.] That is how it all happend boys and girls, and it is the possibly be the reason i will never get laid. Now here is Mike Stephano!
Heyyyy...I'm Back After Almost Falling Asleep Cuz I'm Like That. It Is Now 1:08 In The Morning On The Same Day, And Luckily Matty Finally Finished The Story :-P But, Yea, In All Seriousness, I Just Might Kill Him For Spelling My Last Name The Way He Did In The Last Paragraph. Ummmmm, I Don't Really Know What Else To Say, I Hope You Enjoyed This Tale, And I Hope You Tell People About Us. :-D
